we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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