If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
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