is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
His nipple licking is glorious
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