youre lurking in front of me
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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