Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
Randomize
