So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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