after a month anything with tits is on the radar
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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