friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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