I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
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