just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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