What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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