No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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