PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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