The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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