One girl and one boy is just not enough.
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
Randomize
