it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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