i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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