It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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