We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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