So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I'm going to look like a jackass in the Mexican newspaper tomorrow.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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