How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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