i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
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