i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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