Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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