Just brushed my teeth...forgot we used this toothbrush in bed last night.
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
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