i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
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