She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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