It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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