I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
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