Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
I'm always down for nudity.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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