i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Randomize
