she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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