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i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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