Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
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