I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
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