She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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