There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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