therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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