he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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