i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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