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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  ...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.

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  didn't stop?

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  naw, they were rude, not me.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.

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  the diet of an alcoholic...

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  i don't really know how much tequila is too much

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th

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• (302): View more from Delaware

  Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I need to align my fucking chakras

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  PANTIES FOUND

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