so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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