did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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