Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
At a straight bar and poker face just came on...must...resist....urge to gay it up
Why would that come on at a straight bar? I thought they just played Don't Stop Believin and Wonderwall on repeat
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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