So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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