We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
You can't just leave with hair like that
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
i out mim tonsoeep
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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