don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
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