I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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