On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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