white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she peed on how many people?
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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