Whoa Z and x make the same sound
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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