so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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