did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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