if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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